Cruz and Kasich Decide to Hold Hands and Drive Off Cliff Thelma & Louise Style in a 2004 Chrysle
All news outlets reported today that republican presidential hopefuls Sen. Ted Cruz and Ohio Gov. John Kasich have joined forces and have agreed to drive off a cliff together in a 2004 Chrysler Sebring kind of like in the movie Thelma & Louise. In an announcement that shocked mostly everyone but also no one, the two rivals decided that this was the only way to stop republican front runner Donald Trump. Cruz said " I mean what have I got to lose? I am hoping this gives us a ch
